WTF?

Hozier shared a pic of himself and some fans who he met while he was hanging out at Irish beauty spot Glendalough.

It's a picturesque place of spiritual pilgrimage and judging from this he could take them ALL to church.

However, the Wicklow native unwittingly engaged in one of the greatest photo fail head-melts we've ever seen.

The man himslef has since responded about his missing legs and reeeeaaally long armage:

However, the image is burned in now and the nightmare fuel is real.

Hozier is actually Slenderman!

Or for those who prefer a more retro horror movie:

Maybe he'll be inspired for his new tour!