"KFC logs roasting on an open fire!"

Just look at the log KFC have dropped just before Christmas.

According to KFC, the log "Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, “How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?”

Our favourite part here is the warning:

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